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DiariesofaBeachBum
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. you must set yourself on fire.
We really need to start making older men AFRAID of seeing girls in their late teens as potential partners.
‘But she’s so emotionally mature’
No NONCE she ain’t!!!!! ‘Emotionally mature’ compared to what? She’s a baby!!! Her willingness to carry YOUR bullshit and nurse your ego is not emotional maturity!
Men are just scared to date women their own age bc they are so transparently fucking pathetic and selfish and utterly undesirable and know that women w more life experience will recognise those things about them immediately. Fucking losers
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A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.
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I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
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A fun thing: Makeup
A not fun thing: Removing makeup when tired
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